Archives - Posts written in June, 2008
Rob Can Be a Real Dick
So, where do I start? This site has quickly become my conduit for frustrations and debauchery; when I started this ... Continue
October 15th / 0 comments
Absolute Truths
Hello, everyone; My name is Robert. I was born a Leo on August 4th, 1983 at exactly 3:30 PM, my ... Continue
October 13th / 0 comments
BUDDHA CALL!!!!
Coming in swinging, bitches!!! My lovely boot-n-rally partner Tina sent me this via e-mail; I don't want to give much ... Continue
October 11th / 0 comments
Going Out of Our Way For the Ones We Love
I really hope you're reading this, you poop. Last night I was supposed to watch TV and go to bed ... Continue
October 11th / 0 comments
The Right to Complain
So I log on this morning and start my usual writing chores when ... Continue
October 10th / 0 comments
The Past
Stop me if you've heard this one before: You go out with someone and everything's great until it turns south ... Continue
October 9th / 0 comments
Zombie Walk Panama 2006 - Button
Holy shit, I knew that signing up to the Church of Yau would reap benefits!!! Just a quick note so ... Continue
October 7th / 0 comments
Requiem for a “Could Have Been”
I'll make this short because I'm putting the finishing touches to the first newsletter for the first annual ZOMBIE WALK ... Continue
October 7th / 0 comments
Nintendo Panties
There's really no explanation to be had here. The mere fact that a girl would wear these proudly brings a ... Continue
October 6th / 0 comments
Men in Panama - Now With Proof!
I told you I'd be back. I went out last night to meet this guy, his girlfriend, a bunch of ... Continue
October 6th / 0 comments
Men in Panama
My mom always told me I shouldn't ask for any favors until it was absolutely necessary; I think this has ... Continue
October 5th / 0 comments
The Porto Diao Image Gallery - BirriaFest 2006
Greetings and salutations! I've been fighting with scripts in order to post more goodies for you Porto Diao readers out ... Continue
October 4th / 0 comments
Viral Outbreak in Panama!
If you're in Panama then you might or might not have heard of a minor epidemic that's been plaguing our ... Continue
October 4th / 0 comments
Morning Drives
I leave the car to my dad in the mornings since he lives the active lifestyle of what I can ... Continue
October 3rd / 0 comments
Post BirriaFest Commentary
Hello, earthlings. After taking Sunday to sleep all day, byproduct of the epic effort the Porto Diao folks and I ... Continue
October 2nd / 0 comments

