I don’t know about you, but taking sick days is the shit. I slept like a rock, and with much less worries on my shoulders than in any regular day; I believe that’s the case due to the fact that I didn’t have to wake up early today and deal with responsibilities put on me by other people and instead I can take all the time in the world to take on the chore I put on myself, like taking care of PortoDiao.com, for instance. PD is something I willingly take on because the dude’s my son and I want the best for him, no matter what. I feel like I’m in a sea of mucus at the moment, but I still managed to update Daigoro and I’m here now, doing my thing. Everything else can go to hell… at least for today.

Baxster took me for lunch where I met a very lovely waitress who I’ve seen around said restaurant many a time and always thought she was the type I’d get along with and to my surprise I wasn’t disappointed… total coincidence of events that led to our meeting though, and I like it when things roll out that way. Anyway, after that my friend took it upon himself to take me to the doctor he’s been going to so I could get myself checked but since his active lifestyle doesn’t wait for him there were other important matters he had to point his attention to while I rotted away on the passenger seat. Eventually we got to this small practice that looks like something out of an 80’s flick, bored receptionist and wood-patterned wallpaper included.The doctor was an adorable miss who was seriously concerned about my comatose look so she checked me up real good and sent me to get a gazillion different pills in order to take away the nasal congestion and headache, and for the hat trick she gave me a prescription for this inhaler thing that would help me with my sensitivity to dust. Also, I got a shot in the ass.

So, ass pinch and 6 prescriptions later, I pay up the $5 for the check up and the $6 for the shot and go on my merry way to collapse as soon as I get home. The thing wokred like a charm since I’m feeling like a thousand bucks (not quite at the million dollar mark yet) and since she gave me today for “rest” I’ve used it to taking it easy. It’s already the afternoon though so I’ll be hearing from the numerous people who want something from me… watch me as I sigh, unimpressed.

I’ll be posting another story as a proper post instead of putting it up in sexy flash later in the day. I’m proofreading it as we speak. If you’re at home, then I know why you’re there. I’m you’re at work, then… for today, it sucks to be you.

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