Beyonce: The Best Ass in Hollywood?
I read a few minutes ago in this celebrity blog that a recent poll conducted by celebrity magazine Touch Weekly turned out the staggering result that Beyonce Knowles, former Destiny’s Child and current R & B powerhouse, was elected the best looking butt in Hollywood. Hmm. The word “butt” is funny. Nevermind: I might agree to Beyonce having the most boner-inducing legs on the planet, but not the ass. Mind you, her ass is fantastic, but the blogpost I linked to makes a very interesting point: #1 shouldn’t have been Beyonce… it should’ve been Jessica Alba. She’s the embodiment of all of my dreams and desires, wrapped up in a vessel of unlimited hotness. And any girl who works in a Robert Rodriguez/Frank Miller flick (comic book movie, no less) is A-OK in my book… now imagine that girl being Jessica Alba. She’s like if right now a unicorn flew through my office window and told me we had to go because he needs to take me to the cloud in the sky where the 40 virgins await for me with red wine and grapes. Also, Boston’s “More Than a Feeling” is blazing out of the unicorn’s asshole. Yes. This unicorn is hooked up with speakers up his ass and they’re playing the best rock ballad in the history of man. And Luba would be riding the horse when he picks me up. Naked. Anyway, here are pictures of said ladies in bikinis for you fine readers to make your own conclusions. Below, Beyonce and her delicious legs in the video for “Deja Vú.” Of course, comments are always welcome so go ahead and do that after you wipe your cum off the keyboard:
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I disagree. I think Jessica Biel has the best ass of Hollywood. Jessica Alba pales in comparison.
Jessica Alba has much more geek cred, though. What am I saying, I’d drop a load for either of them anyway…
Jessica Biel FTW! >:)
I cannot understand men who like small butts. What’s attractive about a woman whose ass looks like a ten year old boy’s? If you like Jennifer Alba’s microscopic ass, you probably have some repressed homosexual tendencies. A woman should look like a woman, not a boy. Beyonce is only a little better. For REAL feminine butts, J-lo is the gold standard, closely followed by the likes of Salma Hayek. Now, THOSE are women!
Well, I guess She’s the one best ass of hollywood
u muthafuckas must’ve bumped ya damn heads while u were jackin off….. Jessica Alba’s little skinny ass but, that shit aint nothin special…. i almost agree with the other clown that said it’s like looking at a little boy’s butt…(no homo) But how the hell u gone say Beyonce’s is only a little better…. man if Beyonce took the same photo that Jessica Alba took with her ass in the air, it would be on every post, every news station, and don’t even try to compare J-lo to her….. her ass aint even close no more!!!!!!
Where is Salma Hayek? The Woman makes the best exit in Hollywood. Three cheers for Jessica Biel and her golden glutes. As for miss Alba she has a lovely face and a tiny hiney -like a little boy.
Well i say moslty beyonce, i heard she got a fake ass…ish…dats so messed up if it is…woooh…but jessys ass is cute..he he…well bee…is jst a bit too much sometimes..makes her look huge…bt shes still great!!!!mwah
wow beyonce or jessica? id have 2 say beyonce! shes also got the amazing hips,but id def stick it in jessica alba’s butt hole 2!
Constance Marie who played Angie on the George Lopez show has one of the greatest ass’s ever.
Jennifer Aniston and Christina Applegate also have 2 of the best ass’s ever.
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I forgot to mention that Kimberly Williams-Paisley has a great ass.
WTF,IS WRONG WITH U WUTHFA’S,ELEGENCE AND CLASS ??JADA PINKETT SMITH,,,,,,,,,,,,,JENNIFER GARNER,,,,,,,,CHRISTINA AGULIER ,,,,,,,,,,,,J-LO,,,,,,,BEYONCE,,,,,,AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY WIFE DONNA,
she got a nice ass
http://bix.yimg.com/images/zoom/ypzAPZO0LS.jpg Now this is a woman’s ass.
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i completly agree. i think that she is one of the sexiest women on the planet. i do anything to spend a night with her shes just such a ride. jay z is probably the luckiest man on the planet. even just to sit beside her would be a honour. shes also got nice tits
i agree with that one guy who said jessica alba’s ass is like a little kids beyonce’s ass is nice round and soft lookin
Beyonce is a beautiful woman with a very good ass. But the best ass is for Jenifer Lopez and Shakira.
Constance Marie and Masiela Lusha could own the world if Constance would show everyone her ass, and Masiela show everyone her tits.
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I DONT HOW SOME GUYS RATE SEXY WOMEN,BUT I THINK A WOMANS FEATURES SHOULD BE FEMININE AND THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MAN”S,NOW IM AFRICAN SO,PARDON ME EVERYONE,DOWN HERE WE LOVE BIG WELL ROUNDED BUTTS,I DONT KNOW HOW A RIGHT THINKING MAN COULD COMPARE JESSICA ALBAS ASS,TO BEYONCES YUMMY,THICK,SEXY RUMP?JEEZ,PLEASE J.ALBA AND THE THE LIKES GOT NO BUTT,ID GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE BEYONCES ASS,IS MY HANDS,OR JENNIFER LOPEZ EARTHQUAKE CAUSING BEHIND TO SIT IN MY LAP.NOW THOSE ARE YANSHES!(THATS WHAT WE CALL ASS).UWA
Vida guerra got best ass, followed by J-lo, Beyonce, Shakira and Coco. I’d fuck coco’s ass than Shakira and than Vida (cock and shakira are blondes with round ass)
nah guys…look…Beyonce has a nice ass…..but Vida Guerra has the best ass
ass in Hollywood…its sooo big n sexy…its like a 6 piece with extra biscuits…..
All of you who don’t think Jessica Alba has the nicest ass are trippin! Not only does she have the nicest bum, but she also happens to be the all around hottest woman on the planet. If I were given the choice of all those other woman you morons mentioned or 20 minutes with Jessica I would take Jessica in a heart beat. I don’t think a small ass has anything to do with being gay but perhaps you fat ass lovers want to have sex with your fat mothers. Anyway Jessica Alba is hands down the hottest woman in the universe from head to toe. I absolutely love her….yes I love her.
Best ass? Doesn’t exist. For every great ass you will find at least 10 more that look exactly like it. And many of them have gotten tapped right on a porn dvd. So you could say that all the great asses don’t exist in Hollywood because they only tease. The best ass gets pounded on camera.