I used to go out with a girl who, even though she looked like those poster girls who are all looks and no brains, is a real gem to be with. My time with her showed me, though, that Panama’s clubbing culture is as shallow as Lorenzo Lamas. This girl is beautiful, the sort of [...]
After the very real threat of being very raped by a very depraved and very drunk woman while visiting the Queen Wars in Chitré the night before, I woke up Sunday morning with an insatiable thirst for carnival hotness. I don’t know what it was, perhaps it was the 4-hour drive or the lack of [...]
Well, that was fast. You have to be amazed by the power of the Internets! I mentioned this yesterday, on the post entitled Deftones, Blank Ads and Cell Phone Cameras. In said post, I was pondering on how this guy kept taking pictures of me with his camera phone, and my final assessment was this:
So [...]
February is a very contradicting month: not only do you have the annual opportunity given to you by Hallmark to tell the person you love that you do (and if you didn’t then oh noes!) but right a few days later you’re granted to a 4-day holiday fueled by debauchery and lack of self control [...]
My buddy Matt and the fine folks over at ThePanamaReport.com hit me up so that I would write an article for them regarding sex in Panama, in light of the popularity of the Push Buttons article I have floating around here so, since I hate to disappoint, I crafted an article on the subject with [...]
I hate it when people try to play the blame game with me. I really do, I think it’s asinine how people with licenses to drive, smoke, drink and have sex still pass blame around like they’re 8 years old. You’d think people would buck up and do something about what’s bothering them instead of [...]
What happens when you were so caught up in things that you somehow forgot to make your New Year’s resolutions? I’ve been thinking about it throughout my long sabatical weekend and, given that there’s no rule that says there’s a window for said resolutions as well as opinions from several people I’ve asked, I think [...]
… Only to walk right back out. There are some Porto Diao projects that need my attention and I also need to add some tags on the posts i wrote for 2006 so I think I’m going to take this week off from blogging. I think I deserve it, cracker! New Year and all that, [...]
Note: On Sunday I woke up and stood up. Standing in the middle of the bedroom I looked to my right and the dog was sitting, looking up at me… next to him, a large dark stain on the carpet. The stain smelled like piss. As I registered the occurrence, I sneezed and I felt [...]
As per the Church of Yau mandate, I will say right off the bat that this post is NSFW. Earlier this week when the pictures started coming in that featured once-hot pop star Britney Spears flashing her pussy to the cameras “by accident” I decided to let it slip because the site already had enough [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Lucy Pinder. You probably didn’t know her until this day, and I can already imagine quite a load of you smacking yourselves on the forehead in disbelief for not finding her sooner. Well, I’m somewhat new to this girl too and apparently she’s relatively new to the whole modelling thing, and [...]
I couldn’t let this one pass up. The Church of Yau hates it when I slip in one of these posts to Blogs Panama, so I’ll tell you right now that the image below IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Of course, chances are you already clicked on the link so I guess the warning is [...]
There’s really no explanation to be had here. The mere fact that a girl would wear these proudly brings a tear to my eye. This is like that episode from the O.C where the geek character (dunno his name) gets every fanboy’s dream for a birthday present: his girlfriend dressed up as Wonder Woman, just [...]
I was at Lum’s last night after picking the Bastardizer up and meeting up with Magnus for a beer. Lum’s I like; for those of you not in the know, Lum’s is a restaurant bar that’s quite literally split down the middle… to your left, a family restaurant and to your right, an American pub. [...]
This is the stuff I’ve had to do all morning. I’ve got nothing against gay sex (I like muff myself, as evidenced by this site’s archive) but damn, everyone has their threshold. There have been a few days where all I see and all I work with is pornography and it’s not as fun as [...]