CHARLES BRONSON – “MAN-DOM”
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I love Japanese culture. I loooooooooooooooooove Japanese culture. I’m fascinated by it, specially because they’re the most polite, politically correct society in the modern world, where doing anything is a ceremony from drinking tea to exchanging business cards, but at the same time they hold the championship belt for the most disturbing, disgusting pornography in the known solar system. Seriously, if you want to partake in some good ol’ fashioned self-induced puking then go find yourself some Japanese porn. I wouldn’t get too comfy though, because chances are that if you’re puking you could tape yourself doing so (naked and on your girlfriend, if possible) and send it over to a Japanese producer so you can make yourself a few bucks. I wish I was joking. So yes, Another thing I like about Japan is their TV shows; now, with the beatuiful, sexy thing we’ve come to know as the Internet, access to these shows is that much more common… in fact, if you’re not initiated then I suggest you head on over to this here site. Daigoro sometimes feeds off it due to the unbelievable stuff you can find there. This particular branch of entertainment though, I found via Cracked; You might not be in the know about this, so I will brief you quickly: the Japanese are just as fascinated with us as we are with them. Specially Hollywood stars. That’s why they’ll toss a truckload of money to these A-List celebrities so they can basically make total asses of themselves in commercials and their downright crazy shows. There are five commercials in the article (all of them recommended) but the one that struck me as brilliant was this one… number 1. MAN-DOM. There are no words… I’ll just let Charles Bronson tell you himself.
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