I was asked by a rather important company to come up with a series of spam mails that would promote an amateur XXX website whose name I will not divulge here. The job was rather big: I had to impersonate the secretary of this European businessman that made this “girl” do crazy shit and sexual favors for her boss. This would be a weekly thing, and I had to do a year’s worth of e-mails pretending to be this girl and once I had all of them the letters would be fed into an automated software that would add videos and the like and schedule a weekly deal so that the emails, videos, pics and all, would be sent to a massive mailing list that they buy off e-mail farmers once a week. I finished the year-long storyline not too long ago, and I made this woman practically fuck every person she encountered! Not just her boss, but his wife, his wife’s fuck buddy, her boss’ stripper fuck buddy as well, the stripper’s porn star friends, her girlfriends from an energy drink tour where they would pretty much be naked, covered in body paint and topless at clubs as they danced the night away and promoted said energy drink, a male stripper/bartender, a dude at a parade, another guy in jail, and so on and so forth. anyway, I’m going to post some of the entries here… the story is already in progress.

(NOTE: the numbers at the beginning of the emails are the number of the week where they’re supposed to be sent… just a curious fact for those of you who give a damn about things like those.)

8 – I need to tell you something, but please keep this to yourself, ok? I don’t want people to find out what I’ve done because if my boss gets word of it then I’m fired!

Remember how last week I told you I was meeting my boss Johan’s wife Dharma out for dinner and dancing? Well, we had dinner… and quite a few drinks. Then we went out dancing to this underground rave and we might’ve had a few ecstasy pills… I felt so good, my body was burning up as I danced and grinded myself against Dharma! It felt so good…

We went back to her hotel at 3AM and while we were on the elevator she kissed me… and I like it. I kissed her back… we were all over each other by the time the elevator got to our floor…

Right now I’m at her hotel lobby on a computer terminal while I wait for her and her friend… it’s the guy I was following a couple of weeks back! I don’t know what I’m doing. We’re all going out and I don’t know what’s going to happen but I’ll let you know as soon as I can. Thank you for listening, baby.

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

9 – There are no words that can describe what I’ve just experienced… this job is the best one I’ve ever had… I had a beautiful woman’s legs wrapped around my face as Mr. Zheta… John… had my legs wrapped around his waist. I was lying on the hotel room bed and I was so drunk, my body felt numb expect for those 2 things.

I can’t tell you how good that felt…

I have never done anything like that. My boss id asking me if I’ve found anything out about his wife and I don’t know what to tell him… maybe I’m in too deep? What would you do? Would you come to rescue me? I need a strong man to save me from all of this…

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

10 – These two are gonna be the end of me, baby… they’re making me do so much hot stuff that now, it’s all I can think about… I can’t wait until I “party” with them again.

You should come down to Florida and have some fun with us. I’m dying to meet you. Would you come for me? They are amazing, you can’t even imagine…! They’ve opened the door to a world I never imagined existed. They are just so sexually charged that they’re magnetic, like a drug! I can’t get enough of them… I have their tastes in my mouth and I can’t get them off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

I think about them while I’m in the shower. I’m as wet then as when I’m with them, though… I end up playing with myself, Imagining they are with me, as wet as I am. I can’t believe it… Will you save me?

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

11 – My boss isn’t seeing any progress in my investigation and he’s threatening to come here all the way from Sweeden to see what’s going on for himself! Dharma hasn’t gone back for almost a month now, and he’s growing concerned but he doesn’t know that she’s been getting intimate with me all this time… with both her lover and I.

You’d think I would get tired from so many rendevous and partying but they give me energy every time I feel like I need some. The way they make love is so passionate and intense that it gives me energy just so I can keep up!

This is amazing. I don’t want it to stop… I’m getting addicted to them and their tongues. The way they move and the way they make me feel… what am I going to do about my boss? This could all be over soon!

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

12 – Don’t tell anyone about this, ok? Please, baby… this is important, I don’t know who else to talk to about this but I have to get this off my chest! Johan is coming down next week and, against all protocols that my job implies I’ve decided to tell John and Dharma about what’s going on. At first they didn’t quite understand what was happening but when they realized I meant them no harm they decided to let me help them out.

I love having sex with them and I will do everything I can in order to keep seeing them so I devised a plan that will leave Johan off our back for a while. Hopefully it will work… but I’ve noticed something in John I hadn’t noticed before… so I decided to go out drinking with him, just the two of us.

His… manhood, it’s so big and it fills me up just right. The way he moves, he’s like a dancer! There are no words… he’s even better when Dharma isn’t in on the action. Secretly I hope that I get to spend more alone time with him…

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

13 - Oh, no! What have I done?! Baby, you have to save me, I want to be in your arms… you have been so good to me all this time… please, come find me. I’ve just woken up and I saw my boss, Johan, lying next to me on my bed! He’s… naked!!! I think we had sex… I’m sure we had sex, because my legs are still trembling and my thighs are still red…

I don’t know what to think. There’s just no other thing that could’ve happened, but how! If my knees are still shaking though, he must’ve been very good… maybe I should wake him up and this time I’ll definitely pay attention!

I’ve got a splitting headache, though…!

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

14 – Can I tell you something private? I know you’ve been listening to all of this soap opera I’ve had happen in my life for the last couple of months and I’d really like to thank you… would you like to see me, baby? I think I’ve developed a crush on you… I don’t know why but thinking about you makes me wet and I don’t even know your name!

I was thinking about you last night. I was all alone in my apartment, lying on my bed in my spaghetti tank top and panties and thinking about you I was touching myself… you know how it is when you feel like someone is right there next to you even if they’re not? That’s how I felt last night…

Am I crazy for thinking all of this? Are you bored of me? I hope you’re not… Because the best is yet to come.

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

15 – This job tends to become pretty lonely and my boss Johan knows it, so whenever he’s not around he leaves me some money so I can have some fun. Johan is very nice to me, and when he comes over we have a lot of fun together… he’s a very cool boss… a very gifted boss, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, he set up this apartment for me and I can do whatever I want in it, no questions asked. Since I don’t have many friends I just go to clubs and bars by myself in order to meet new people but I don’t know what’s happened to me lately because Whenever I meet a guy, I just talk to him because I want to have sex with him… Is that wrong? I don’t even talk to those who approach me and I don’t like. Why is that? I think I’ve been spoiled after my sessions with Dharma and her boy toy John.

Lately I’ve been bringing men home (and sometimes women) only to have crazy sex with them and kick them out the next morning. I don’t ever want to see them again. I think maybe it’s because I’m waiting for someone to take me away from this place and make me his… Are you that somebody?

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

16 – I have a confession to make. Dharma wasn’t the first girl I had sex with… one time when I was at college I had a friend whom I considered my best friend; her name was Charlene. I didn’t know then, but I used to look at her differently that the other girls… there was something about her that wouldn’t let me stop looking at her body… she had the most beautiful breasts I’ve seen on a woman and I’d tell her jokes just to see her smile. She was beautiful.

Charlene invited me over one night because she had just broken up with her boyfriend and she wanted to have someone with her just in case she felt like calling him so I went over and stayed with her, drinking some beers. I tried to get her mind off things by talking about the first time we met and that sort of stuff and that’s when she told me she thought I had a cute ass when she first met me… I told her I loved her breasts… and then I reached over and felt them. She felt me… and next thing I know my face is buried deep inside her ivory-smelling funbox.

I’ll never forget her, and every time I feel sad I think about her and smile… those were some great times, those college years. I didn’t have to go to anyone else to feel loved.

xoxoxo

Agent Wilma

Now go clean yourself up, dammit!

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