I’d like to ask the ladies in the audience something: what’s the obsession with breast size? I have a fairly good understanding of what it’s like for us guys, and if you’d like me to go sociological with it and make us all uncomfortable I could, but I’ve never understood breast culture amongst women. Girls I’ve met that have small breasts want them bigger, and those who have big breasts want them smaller. Is there no comformity? Well, I know someone who’s happy with her breast size… and her name is Katie Price. “Jordan” here is widely considered the English euqivalent of Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton, in that she’s famous for being famous. Apparently she started off as a model a few years and several breast sizes prior to what you see here today, but now she’s embraced her notoriety by being as uncomfortably sexy in public as anyone would allow themselves to be short of having sex outdoors. This is brilliant… she’s like the embodiment of raunchy lust. There are pictures of her where she’s fingering herself for the paparazzi… you don’t see Lindsay Lohan doing that. Anyway, I’m reminded of this girl because I found this during my celebrity news round-up and I thought I’d share. I ran into her early when I first got this gig and she’s been a recurring face whenever we talk celebrities… she loves the spotlight, knows men and women want her because she has massive tits and she’s not afraid to use them to her advantage. Because you’re dying to know:

Jordan appeared in six volumes of Playboy’s Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999. In 2002, she was shooting a cover to run in Playboy when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at his mansion. She appeared at a number of promotional events for the similarly named Jordan Grand Prix Formula One team during this time, during a period when they were heavily promoting themselves to the youth market.

Jordan’s private life, wild behavior and outrageous antics, much of it at European nightclubs, have been extensively detailed by the paparazzi. One of her first public relationships was with the pop singer Dane Bowers, of the boy band Another Level. They ended their relationship while she was pregnant by him, leading her to have an abortion. Their turbulent relationship was regularly played out in the press and Jordan would often be quoted making derogatory comments about Bowers, including a less than flattering account of the size of his ‘physical attributes’. Their breakup came whilst Bowers was recording a single with ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham. It has since been reported that Jordan blames Beckham for the end of the relationship with Bowers. So began a long-standing feud between Jordan and Beckham, which has also been played out in the British press and continues to this day.

Price claims that she soon will be retiring her Jordan image. In May 2004, she published her autobiography, Being Jordan, to surprisingly positive reviews, and it became a massive bestseller. Jordan: A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and is currently rising up the bestseller charts. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release.

In summer 2006 she announced she was planning to flaunt her talents across the Atlantic and appeared on USA TV channel E!. She was only given a controversial five minutes of interviewing time and faced mixed reactions from American audiences. She is also apparently well known in Dubai and Eygpt.

Bustline had grown, via three implant surgeries, from 32A to 34FF over her career. (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

From 32A… to 34FF. Snakes on a plane… I think that the only other girl I’ve heard about who’s gone through that much of a drastic transformation is Pamela Anderson, and you know how that’s turned out. Anyway, if you’d like to know more then here’s her MySpace page and, of course, here’s her cooch. G’day, mate!

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