Linux Was Created by the Devil Posted on May 20th
Well, not really. According to my handy Google search box to your right, Linux was actually created by one Linus Torvalds but I suspect that he is the Antichrist. Oh, and sorry if I get religious on your ass, but as it turns out last night was a weird night for me to sit in front of the Idiot Box and watch what it had for me. a CRAZY Japanese movie I bought called “Dead or Alive,” part of a trilogy I’m not sure I want to watch anymore unless I’m tokin’ and some really crazy documentaries from National Geographic (I suppose) talking about the truth behind “The Da Vinci Code” and another going into detail about the Illuminati. The conspiracy theories, along with the frickin’ movie did a number on me and made me think I was gonna dream with the All-Seeing Eye and the Mona Lisa while Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene on the Last Supper’s dinner table. None of it happened, but I took in A LOT of information last night and today I’m somewhat drained.
Speaking of drained, you know what drains me? Uh-huh, fucking Linux. My office has had some trouble with the sotfware licenses they use (*cough*theypiratedthem*cough*) and since the international law has been notified they’ve scrambled and stuck whoever’s not designing (i.e me) to change operating systems, from user-friendly Windows to this Madriva abortion.
Well, maybe I’m exagerating a little. It’s not THAT bad. It’s just buggy as hell, files disappear out of their own free will, menus open by themselves and what’s worse is that the I.T guy partitioned the hard drive, gave the operating system the 30GB partition and shove the shitty 4.5GB spare partition up my ass. Naturally, I believe I got fucked.
Did I mention I’m trying to shoot a short film? Yeah, for like, a gazillion years now. If the camera shows up we’ll be shooting tonight. Also, Smoth is doing a podcast and releasing it come monday so hopefully that’ll happen.
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Okay, really. Linux has 1,500 known errors compared to Microsoft’s 60,000. I’m not sure what happened to your Madriva, or what you did to it, but it runs smooth from everything that I’ve seen it do. It would really seem that however you set it up is full of PEBCAK, and PICNIC errors.
Commented Phil on October 22nd, 2007.