I know you guys like this girl, so I went out of my way to do some research on her. You’d be amazed how many people search for Luba on this here site but aside from the one post where I have some pictures of her up, there’s not much else… until now. Behold, ladies and gents: a Playboy Centerfold-grade in-depth look at one Luba Shumeyko!

Luba has developed an underground cult following with the little info and pictures that have been found on the web about her. I didn’t know much prior to this post other than the first time I saw her was over at UselessJunk.com where they posted some pictures of her, labeling the Euro beauty as “the most perfect body in the world” and I’ll be damned if they weren’t kidding; this girl is flawless. She looked like a teenager, her skin was perfect and her body, all of her voluptuous curves were 100% here. I don’t know what they put in their corn flakes over in Europe but they should import it to this side of the world, STAT! I dug in a little deeper mostly out of the necessity to masturbate in her name and I realized that Luba was one of Hegre-Art.com ’s models. I reviewed the site recently so I’m not going to get into details as to what it is, but here’s the crystal clear: it’s an artsy nude pictures site with models that are undeniably perfect, with picture sets that accentuate their natural beauty even more. I looked around Hegre-Art.com and found some covers and shit but no real goods so I bust my nut over some of the free material and called it a night… forgot about her, even.

It wasn’t until recently that I remembered her and posted some pictures of her. After seeing that your horndogs wanted more, I did some digging around and found out a few things… She was born on April 8th, 1982 and is from Ukraine, for starters. Well whaddaya know, there’s even a Wikipedia entry:

Birthplace

Kiev, Ukraine

Hair color

Light brown

Eye color

Brown

Measurements

34D-24-34

Height

1.71 m

Weight

48 kg

Although she studied fashion design at the University of Technology in Kiev, it is her career as a model that has taken her all over the world.

Shumeyko is married to Norwegian photographer Petter Hegre. She has a twin sister, Nadya Shumeyko, who used to model nude with her for Petter but has since moved on to mainstream modeling.

After being a home town beauty queen, Shumeyko first appeared online at MET-ART and later gained huge popularity at her husband’s website Hegre-Archives.com (in December 2005 renamed Hegre-Art.com) as the First Lady of Hegre-Archives. The redesigned Hegre-Art logo features an image of her face.

In 2005, she became a contributor at The New Nude magazine. She has also appeared in photographs by Didier Carré and in Perfect 10 magazine.

It’s not all that shocking that Hegre tied the knot with her. You’d need to have a tomato for a brain in order to let the opportunity pass up. I also found an interview conducted by an Italian magazine which is weird because the answers are in English yet the questions are in Italian. If anybody could translate it’d be awesome, but you can sort of get the idea of the questions by reading her answers… just imagine her answering with a thick Ukrainian accent. God, I think I need to go to the bathroom because my crotch is making me loose my breath. Anyway, I’d love to host all of the images I’ve managed to find of Luba but you’ll just end up crippling Porto Diao’s legs so instead I will push you towards the right direction by showing you pictures of her with her twin sister, a video of her ironing, of her in a bikini, of her lounging in a house, yet another, a forum thread with a gallery of her with a friend as well as MANY other sets, another being horny, in Las Vegas, and finally a blog of a guy who read my mind. I apologize beforehand if some of the videos don’t load… The sites are in German and I have no idea what they’re saying so we’re all fucked, I suppose.

Additionally it would do you good to try both Google.com and Yahoo.com and search for Luba Shumeyko. Not necessarily the image search, since a lot of her pictures are in thread posts and the search engines don’t like prying in there much. With this then, I believe I’ve completed my civic duty in showing you the finer things in life for the day. I really hope your kids didn’t stumble into this post by accident.

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