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Lucy Pinder

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Lucy Pinder. You probably didn’t know her until this day, and I can already imagine quite a load of you smacking yourselves on the forehead in disbelief for not finding her sooner. Well, I’m somewhat new to this girl too and apparently she’s relatively new to the whole modelling thing, and what’s even more shocking of this whole this is that I’m older than her. That sort of thing blows my mind every frickin’ time, how can someone so young amass such a cult following… well, at least with this girl the reasons are somewhat obvious. So yes, Lucy Pinder!

Born in Winchester on December 20th, 1983, Lucy Katherine Pinder was discovered when she was 19 years old, totally by accident. If you’re at home and don’t want to do the math because you’re too busy jerking off to the picture on our left, this would make her 22 years of age. As it turns out, in August of 2003 she was hanging out at the beach with a friend of hers who I can only assume was ridiculously hot as well. They had a day off so they decided to work on their tans by spending the day over at Bournemouth Beach right there in her hometown in England, which is where she still lives to this day. Their wet, delicious bikini-clad bodies were lying about on the beach when suddenly this guy holding a camera and 2 models by each arm walked by; he was enamored immediately. Naturally, he explained the situation to Lucy, giving her his card and saying he was a freelance photographer. He asked if he could take some pictures of them and like a handstroke of fate they agreed… the photographer then sent the best photographs to various tabloids in the U.K and the two biggest ones (The Daily Star and The Sun) and they were hooked as well. She eventually picked to pose for The Daily Star because The Sun wanted topless pictures and this is where I wanted to get at with this fucking drop-dead gorgeous girl: this miss has become rather infamous at becoming an expert in the art of nipple covering. She could feed half the population of Africa with her breasts and she knows they’re a big part of why she is where she is but she refuses to go fully topless in pictorials, instead opting to conveniently cover her nipples and areolas with her dastardly fingers. According to her, something has to be left to the imagination but I think that’s rather hypocritical of her, don’t you think? Don’t get me wrong: I’d walk on my hands through a trail of broken glass and fire hoops if it meant I’d get some attention from Lucy Pinder, but if you take a look at the nifty picture gallery I’ve set up below for you, you’ll notice that she’s virtually topless in all of her photoshoots. All of them. The only difference it would take for the pictorials to pass from regular pictorials to topless pictorials would be if Lucy Pinder would just take those sexy fingers away from her immaculate chest and put them elsewhere, like on the sides of her waist or somewhere else where they’re less intrusive.

In any which case, this girl has blown up all over the place is one of the most desired bikini models in the world. She’s always considered herself a tomboy (awesome), and is a big fan of soccer; so much so, in fact, that she’s the embassador for the Kick 4 Life foundation, an organization that uses soccer to fight poverty throughout the world. Now, if you don’t want to take this information from me then perhaps you might want to get it from my sexy bossom buddy called Wikipedia:

Lucy Katherine Pinder (b. 20 December 1983 in Winchester, Hampshire, England) is a glamour model notable for her large breasts. A freelance photographer spotted her sunbathing on Bournemouth beach in the summer of 2003; as a result of photographs taken that day, she signed a professional modeling contract with The Daily Star which placed her into the public eye, earning her a deal with McDonalds’ under the new slogan “I’m Eatin’ It!” She is currently going out with Marcus Carattoli, who loves her very much, they have been sited together a couple of times now.

Pinder has become infamous for her refusal to pose showing her areolae in any photograph, although she often poses topless with her nipples barely covered. There are a few photographs, however, where her areolae are clearly visible.

She is regularly photographed breast-to-breast with other glamour models including Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard.

She is an ambassador for Kick 4 Life, a charity that uses football to fight poverty and disease in the developing world.

She lists some of her dislikes as clowns (especially Pennywise from It), wasps and “Thomas Hartley“.

She also revealed she was dating Michelle Marsh after the two kissed eachother in public.

Lucy Pinder is part of that “insanely hot English model” click that includes Michelle Marsh, Sophie Howard, Jordan and many others that though I have seen many a time in my voyages across the Internet I can’t remember their names. You’d think this girl would let the fame of being an insanely hot model go to her head but surprisingly she’s a very down to earth type of gal… judging by the FAQ of her official site, the girl has a leveled head above her tits- err… shoulders. When asked about always being “on show” for the public, miss Lucy Pinder says:

Anyone who knows me well, and probably people who don’t(!), will be able to tell you that I can be pretty stubborn when I want to be! I’m very much the kind of person who if I’m told what to do, I just won’t do it. For example, when I first went to the agency they were telling me to tone up, do this, do that, really get yourself in shape. I mean I’ve been to the gym once since I’ve been modelling! I think it’s down to more than just looks…there are plenty of attractive models – more attractive than me – who in professional terms are doing a lot worse. So yes it is to do with the looks but it’s also down to the approach to the work as well. People are judged on their looks in all walks of life so it doesn’t really bother me…although, on reflection, I should maybe go to the gym more!

I want to eat her. Alright… stop; it’s linkin’ time! Her official site, her Wikipedia entry, pictures of Lucy Pinder with a topless Sophie Howard on the beach, Lucy Pinder with Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder and a stripper pole, your new wallpaper, Lucy Pinder in various degrees of nakedness, TimeKiller.com’s Lucy Pinder database with both pics and video, Lucy Pinder in a black bikini, Lucy Pinder in every other color of bikini, another one of Lucy Pinder with Sophie Howard (wow) and finally here’s Lucy Pinder showing us her patented nipple-covering technique. Have fun! As an incentive, a small image gallery rests below (NSFW-ish).

Gratituous model enlightening, over!

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