And the hits just keep on coming; I was asked to write some stuff about this brand new package that guarantees MILF poon for anyone who buys it. I’m not joking. There’s this guy out there who wrote a book and has done this whole press kit on his fabled MILF System, thinking that if he let himself be known across the Internet, people would buy his manual. Well, I was asked by the company designing the site to create some introductory text pretty much selling the product since the text the creator wrote was utter trash (and I can vouche for that assessment since I read it and puked all over my shirt as a result) so I took the job like I normally do for the reasons that motivate me to stick around this neck of the woods, anyway: it’s funny. Check it out, try not to laugh and from now on you can call me the MILF Master. Word to your mother:

You’ve heard it all over the place; the term has been passed around from frat boy to businessman, from magazine vendor to pool boys all over the world… it’s even hit the lexicon as well as the mainstream, made famous by one movie you might’ve heard of before… “American Pie.” No, not pie fucking. It is a term that has spawned many a teenage boy’s fantasy as well as THOUSANDS of XXX pages from all over the world… it is the MILF, ladies and gentlemen. The MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK; we’ve all been in the situation where we’ve encountered a woman in her forties and fifties with the most incredible bodies ever and you’ve thought to yourself about approaching that hot piece of ass but have backed out for whatever piss-poor reason you can come up with… no matter what you told yourself to not take the chance, all of them stem from one single source: fear. Well, pussy cat… I’m here to make a fucking dinosaur out of you! By the time you’re done studying and becoming my MILF SYSTEM you’ll be able to not just land MILF pussy, but any pussy in any place you walk into! A little more and women will drop unconcsious from the aura you will permeate the environment with.

How can I make such claims? Simple: I got game, papi. I’ve studied how these hot moms operate and, figuring out which are the buttons I need to press in order to ram them with my throbbing cock I have built my MILF System and I guarantee it works. As of the week of this writing (It’s a Wednesday) I’ve banged 7 babes, 5 of them MILFs. Do you understand what it means to fuck 5 MILFs in 3 days?! I don’t even have time for myself anymore from fucking so much tail! Now that I’ve employed this system successfully for years I can, with the utmost security, pass on the knowledge to people as unfortunate as I was before I got off my ass and did something about my sad situation… because you see, I’m only 23 and living in a dorm with 3 other nerds. I’m not built like a bodybuilder and i stink like cheese on Sundays but I fuck so much I’m gonna go blind one of these days. I wish I was joking; I am mentally prepared to wake up one morning and find myself in the situation where I can’t fucking see anymore from having so much pussy. I have a doctor on stand-by as we speak.

I’m far from the hottest guy in the world and I’m not that really spectacular overall… so why do MILFs gravitate to me, you ask? Why can I rope in so much tail I’m going to go blind any day now? That’s a secret I’ve worked long and hard to discover, and now I’m ready to pass it down to those men in need of a brand new experience unlike anything they’re ever done before… I want to share the spoils, because letting a MILF ride you is absolutely one-of-a-kind. Before you die you WANT to fuck a MILF and once you do you’ll never feel the same way about younger women ever again.

They have experience… experience that YOU want to take advantage on but haven’t gone out to get it out of fear of rejection. What you don’t know is that women want you to come to them… they want you to talk to them and take them to your bed. You have to be confident and seem strong and you will see results; with my MILF System you’ll have every MILF of the planet on your feet… the sky is the limit and it has big MILF titties waiting for you to rub your face all over them. Are you still not convinced? Meet my new friend Andy:

Hey man, how are ya? I’m writing this e-mail dawg cuz I’d like to thank you for the tips of your MILF System or whatever… I’m ghetto, man… and I hate to admit when I was wrong about something but i pay credit where credit’s due, y’know? I saw my boy Shawn’s mom and all I knew is I wanted that piece of ass, man… but she wasn’t like the regular bitches this boy’s used to ballin’, y’know? This bitch was a tough nut to crack I tried everything, man… everything! I showed her my bling, I showed her my ride, I showed her my pad and nothin’!!! Most ladies fall flat on their backs with my bling, y’know? I have to put ‘em over my shoulder ‘cuz they pass out and shit but this one was different and I didn’t know what to do! But then a friend of mine told me to get on the Internet and look for your MILF System. I must admit that I was calling “bullshit” on all of this ‘cuz you don’t just write a book or whatever and turn into a MILF Hunter or whatever, y’know? But I took a chance and dawg, I’m glad I did ‘cuz cuz now every time little Shawn’s at day care I bang those drums like I’m in a marching band, y’know?! If it wasn’t for your MILF System I wouldn’t have the knowledge to become the pussy terminator that I’ve become. Now the circle is complete… Dawg, thanks. You opened my eyes to anew world.

-Andrew J. Thompson III

Age 21

The worst thing of it all is that Andy is white. I believe I’ve made my case here regarding the awesome power of my MILF System: YOU’LL BE HAVING SEX WITH MILFS IN NO-TIME! You’ll be having MILF sex non-stop… you’ll wish there were more hours in the day just so you can have MORE MILF SEX! Just thinking about it is making me want to call one up right now just to prove a point. It’s THAT powerful… just like me, you’ll be able to pick up the phone, call a MILF’s number and have her riding your like a rodeo horse within 15 minutes… they’ll be dick-whipped and wanting to fulfill every one of your darkest fantasies… do you want MILF babes to be at your beck and call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? With my MILF sytem you’ll overcome your shyness and lay the cock smackdown on some deserving MILF pussy that very very moment! Learn the tricks you need in order to pick up babes 30-55 years of age in any scenario… you’ll be ready to meet a hot babe in the café, copy place, university, stores, malls, food courts, gym, clubs, restaurants or even on the street! That’s right: I’ll give you the toold you need in order to stop random MILFs on the streets and take them home with you! These are the same techniques pros like the MILF Hunter and the Bang Bros use when they’re on the lookout for MILF pussy to shoot in their videos and you’ve seen those shows… you know they always succeed. Learn the secrets I’ve worked so hard to uncover, now available through my MILF System… one that’s fool-proof! Here’s some of the stuff you’ll be learning:

• How to redesign yourself and make MILFs who wouldn’t look at you before stop dead in their tracks wanting to cream all over you!

• Discover 5 places where you’ll find the hottest dates who are receptive to your advances some of these places, you wouldn’t believe!

• Learn how to scope the place you’re in and find the most accessible MILFs, ready for sex!

• Learn what you NEED to know before approaching a woman.

• What to look for and how you can tell, even without talking to the girl, if she’s up for it or not. This is very important when it comes to how you approach her and it’s a MUST-KNOW.

• Read her body language and have ultimate power by picking up on what she’s thinking but not telling you… MILFs want you to figure them out; do so with ease.

• Learn what to talk about with your target and find out which topics to avoid in order for you to never bore her again. Her interest in you will peak and it’ll be easy sailing from there!

• Learn the 4 best places to take a MILF on a date, to guarantee you’ll see her again. Because moms you’d like to fuck have feelings, too. These place are creative alternative that don’t bruise your wallet and score you points with your date!

• Are you looking for a quick fix? I’ll teach you the A-B-C’s of the MILF one-night stands; you’ll learn how to complete one successfully without hurting anyone’s feelings and better yet… have her available whenever you want!

• Become the best lover she’s ever had with my secret MILF-pleasuring techniques. They won’t even know what hit them!

What are you waiting for? For these and many more reasons, I’m surprised you haven’t joined my site and started getting closer to fulfilling your MILF fantasy! I’m so confient you’ll nab mom tail that if you try out my techniques… let’s say you sign up to my MILF System right now and learn the secrets to hooking up with hot MILFs, ones that I’ve worked long and hard for in order to provide them for you and you go out into the cold and starry night looking to apply the techniques I will teach you and no matter how sharp you are you don’t get a phone number at least, you can keep all of the material for free. That’s right: if the MILF System doesn’t work for you, you’ll get everything for FREE! I’m THAT confident that this technique works so well that I’m willing to loose money out of my own pockets!

Take a stand right now. Who do you want to be? Do you want to be the guy that sits on the table at the bar, sipping his beer as he looks at beautiful girls he’s convinced he’ll never get or do you want to be the guy who goes up to the bar where the hottest babe in the room is and talk to her, rope her in so easily that she’d be willing to go to the darkest pits of Hell with you? Do you want to be a winner who goes for what he wants? JOIN NOW and learn the secrets of the winners and get some MILF fun TONIGHT!

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