This is the stuff I’ve had to do all morning. I’ve got nothing against gay sex (I like muff myself, as evidenced by this site’s archive) but damn, everyone has their threshold. There have been a few days where all I see and all I work with is pornography and it’s not as fun as it sounds, kids… but there are days, some days, where not only am I stuck with hardcore nudity all day, but half the time it’s all guy-on-guy stuff. If you thought there’s variety when it comes to porn, then you have no idea what two gay dudes hocked up on coke and with a video camera can do to each other for your viewing pleasure. Anyway, the point to this rant is that at the end of the day I have to write about them, and a lot of the time I’m rushed like someone in a Spanish bull run is rushed. Writing on the fly about stuff you’re not first-hand familiar with (I’ve seen some ridiculously disgusting shit when it comes to porn. If you’re the type who machoes up like Mr. T every time the subject of gayness is adressed in any way other than the way Panamanian men usually deal with it then you, sir, are a pussy. Come on, no need to feel your balls to see if they’re there whenever you talk about homosexuality. Grow a backbone, pansy; there’s stuff out there that’s a million times more disturbing.) is frustrating and headache-inducing but such is the life of a copywriter. Enjoy the gay text! (Note: Notice how drastically different the first 2 sentences are from the rest of the text. What happened there was that I just left the lines I was sent and built on them… sometimes my input to the piece stands out and I believe this is one of those times.)

TOUR 1

1. You could tell Luciano is an anal virgin by the look in his eyes! Look at him; so many years of pumping iron when all he’s wanted to do is to PUMP COCK! So one good morning the burning desire coming from his butthole could not be ignored anymore; it’s HANDS-ON on the cock NOW as he plays with his butch’s balls while getting his ass rammed by the cock train!See His first hardcore anal experience on video right now! Join Luciano inside now!!!

2. Joey is obsessed with black dicks. I told him that I had a room mate with a huge
black dick. His eyes lit up and he begged me to introduce him. What’s funny about this is that he wouldn’t let me explain how much of a sex freak Tyrone is… he will actively try to poke a hole through the back of whoever he’s fucking so you’re guaranteed a GAY OLD TIME! Are you ready to bend over and go HARDCORE with big cock Tyrone?!

3. Teen Gay. Inventa una historia sobre un pelao o dos de 7-8 lineas. Debe relacionarse
a la categoría Teen Gay. => Garrison has been a very bad boy. He’s been living his college years fucking and dumping every guy he can get his hands on but now he’s met his match in the form of Jay and his 9-inches of HE-MAN COCK POWER. That’s right; 9 inches of meaty goodness looking for a wet hole to fuck like there’s no tomorrow… Garrison thought he could take it on, but little did he know that Jay’s dick is so massive he knocks out unsuspecting boys if they’re not aware that the COCK has a mind of its own!

4. Watch as this hunk goes down on every guy who comes his way! As you’ll see, Anthony
is only too happy to give this guy a nice long head job. No matter where he is, he’s always looking at the guys and wondering what it’d feel like to have their cock and balls stuffed down his throat… this guy is a REAL SLUT! If you’re lucky enough to get in his pants you’ll guarantee your ass the best time of its life… let him fuck your ass and enjoy the best cock on the planet RIGHT HERE! Join Now!

5. Alex is only 40 and Older, Hotter, Hornier and aged like a fine wine. Watch as Alex takes on 2 younger guys pounding their pretty bodies and sucking them off! He’s been waiting for years to have his first threesomeand all paths lead to this: TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! Alex’s asshole gets excited with simply thinking about it… He thought about it all day, having those two hot twinks all over his body and eating him out… once the gloves are off then ANYTHING can happen when Alex gets naked and lays the cock punishment! JOIN NOW!

TOUR 2

1. Bick Cock Gay. Inventa una historia sobre un pelao de 7-8 lineas sobre el y su big cock. => Watch as the biggest cock in the universe reveals itself to everyone in the world… This man’s name? AMBROSIO. Yes, he IS the definition of “penis.” When you open a dicitionary looking for the dfinition of “penis,” his massive schlong will pop up and whiplash all over your face and you’ll feel like somehow just punched you on the top of the head. People have made songs and poems about Ambrosio’s massive cock. Light emanates from his balls because he has attained so much magic cum from so much fucking that being cummed on by him is like an aphrodisiac… So, are you ready for Ambrosio to FUCK YOUR ASS?

2. Watch Eddie in Extreme bondage, S&M, Fetish, Pissing, Spanking, Domination, Rubber
Fetish and more Extreme Sex Action - hear him scream in these videos! Eddie is a real freak… he’ll literally FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES… you like it when your guy’s a freak, don’t you? You like to play with whips and ropes and get spanked and punched on the ass cheek while you’re getting FUCKED DOGGY STYLE! You like to be abused while you’re fucked and Eddie’s the man you want. He’ll slap you on the forehead with his huge schlong… JOIN NOW!

3. We spent the day at the park looking for a Latino ass to fill. Emo caught our eye with his smooth Latino looks and we couldn’t wait to explore his ass! The son of a bitch teases, too; he lets us peek at his rock-hard abs and ass just enough so that our cock can RISE to the moment where we’ll be finally able to rub our cocks all over his face so he can START SUCKING! Watch him as he bends over and sticks his wet finger inside his ass, waiting for us to ram him into the ground with our cock pounding…

4. Meet Min “Mike” the Japanese hunk who’s budding acting and modeling career is starting to make waves. Watch this horny gay model take it in the ass! Don’t let his manly looks deceive you; he might look more manly than Charles Bronson but when it comes down to it he’s the one that will bend over and take in every inch of your massive cock!!! The way he looks at you and licks his lips when you unveil your shaft of might at him is priceless and it will automatically make your balls thingle with excitement… you’re gonna want his cum shower your balls RIGHT NOW!

5. Gay Porn Star. Inventa una historia sobre un disq Gay Porn Star de 7-8 lineas. =>His stage name is “Rufio…” and he’s just as hardcore as his name implies. He’s an up-and-cummer that will rock the asses of every boy that looks at him and he WILL enchant you with his smooth-as-eggs balls and magic rod that spews the cum of gods… Look at him rock the cock like nobody’s business!!! He’ll slap you around with his dick and you WILL like it. He’s learned so much about gay sex that he will show you things about yourself that you never thought you had in you RIGHT NOW!!!

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