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SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY

So, I was minding my own business doing the porn site reviews I’ve been doing most of this week and everything was routine, everything was ordinary and somewhat mundane. I had a slight headache since I had a few hundred beers last night because a good friend of mine just came back to Panama after a year-and-a-half hiatus so I was in good spirits either way but things were going slow for a Friday when national hero Mopx sends me a message via Google Talk. The following conversation took place:

Jorge: wohooo hoy estrenan snakes on a fucking plane!

Sent at 10:01 AM on Friday

me: QUE VERGA

en serio?!?!?!?

Jorge: sehh

me: mannn de cabeza voy pa alla jajaj

Sent at 10:48 AM on Friday

I was not prepared for the rush of AWESOMENESS that would hit me just 30 seconds later, when the concept sank in. the possibilities were endless. Snakes on a Plane is out today. SNAKES ON A PLANE is out today. SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY. I immediately seeked my partner-in-crime out and told him the good news:

(10:43:04) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: whatcha upto?
(10:43:08) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: hey are we recording tonight?
(10:44:16) Evil Possum: Yeah we’re recording What time can you?
(10:45:16) Evil Possum cerró la ventana de conversación.
(10:47:13) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: i dunno, 9ish?
(10:47:57) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: DUDE!
(10:47:57) Evil Possum: Sounds awesome! I cleaned my room and stuff and it looks nice now.
(10:48:00) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: DUDE
(10:48:06) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: we’re recording later
(10:48:09) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: do you know why?
(10:48:16) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: ask me why
(10:48:25) Evil Possum: I’m asking you why :S
(10:48:25) Evil Possum: haha
(10:48:39) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:49:15) Evil Possum: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
(10:49:23) Evil Possum: You have to be kidding?!?!!?
(10:49:44) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: mopx told me and i just confirmed it
(10:49:50) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:50:00) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:50:01) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:50:03) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:50:04) Evil Possum: Oh shit! hahahaha!
(10:50:04) Evil Possum: Snakes on a mother fucking plane man!
(10:50:28) Evil Possum: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man let’s goo!!!!
(10:50:38) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: YES
(10:50:40) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: LETS GO
(10:51:00) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: 9:50 at cinepolis RIGHT NOWç
(10:51:45) Evil Possum: ! hahaha yeah! Who’s going!?
(10:52:21) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: i dunno man, lets tell EVERYONE
(10:52:27) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: i don’t give a shit though
(10:52:33) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:52:51) Evil Possum: Hahahahaha!
(10:52:59) Evil Possum: Snakes on a fucking plane!!!!
(10:54:00) Evil Possum cerró la ventana de conversación.
(10:54:51) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:54:53) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:54:54) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:54:55) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE IS OUT TODAY
(10:56:02) Evil Possum cerró la ventana de conversación.
(10:56:10) Evil Possum: Hahahahhaahhahahaha
(10:56:10) Evil Possum: Aw man!
(10:56:10) Evil Possum: LOL
(10:56:10) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: i think we should drink before going
(10:56:11) Evil Possum: What about the Podcast
(10:56:23) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: we’ll be EXCITED AS HELL WHEN WE GET OUT
(10:56:32) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: i suggest you take the recorder
(10:56:36) Evil Possum: Yeah good idea! :-O
(10:56:42) Evil Possum: I have a better recordr now!
(10:56:46) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: AWESOME
(10:56:56) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: DOES IT HAVE SNAKES ON IT?!
(10:57:09) Evil Possum: hahahaha not yet but it will hahaha
(10:58:08) Evil Possum cerró la ventana de conversación.
(10:59:13) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: FUCK YEAH!
(10:59:34) Evil Possum: Hahaaha
(11:00:02) Evil Possum: I’m going to ask my friend Kathy if it did well at the box office here in Panama
(11:00:34) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: SNAKES ON A PLANE
(11:00:36) (ip) El Rob – http://www.rob-rivera.com: FUCK!

I am excited beyond comprehension. Not because the movie is any good… in fact, I’m expecting it to be laughably bad. I’m rooting for it to be bad. But the concept is so ridiculous and the elements that have been brought together are also ridiculous that it’s like a cumblast of stupidity of 80’s comedy proportions but with fucking snakes. I’m getting my drink on tonight and we’re going to have a lot of fun tonight with this flick, I fucking know it. I might post an article with some significance tonight but I might not… I forgot what I was pissed about last night, forgot the headache and everything else: all I’m seeing is the baddest motherfucker on Earth fighting snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane!

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