Believe me when I tell you I can write an encyclopedia on the subject of “chasing pussy” not because I’ve done a lot of it, but because I like to study people. It’s somewhat of a way to entertain my mind with instead of just turning it off when need be. Since I live in a Latin American country [...]
I’ve been called a megalomaniac before. A “pathological egotist.” I wonder why that is, but then again, if I didn’t have to wonder then it wouldn’t make me much of a megalomaniac because they have delusions of grandeur. Keyword here being “delusion.” People who are delusional usually don’t know it because they’re so into their [...]
Extreme Planet helped me appreciate movies and grow up as a cinema fan, but like everything you grow out of there comes a moment where you are forced to move on, because as much as you’ve matured and demand a better movie-going experience, this place has stayed true to its beginnings established when I first [...]
Over the weekend my web surfing got me to land over to Leon’s blog where he had a somewhat interesting entry going on (and before you crucify me, I’m still on Day 3 of the Carnival adventure, but hey I’m human too) over there. I’m not going to repost everything written there because you can [...]
Hey, it’s Marco’s birthday so make sure to drop by his chunk of the internet and say hello; to honor the kid in the day of his birth I’ve decided to post another one of our crazy talks because I’ve been getting emails and I find them hilarious. This was earlier today, so they’re funky-fresh [...]
This story begins in the second grade; a shy young kid that went by the name of “Robert” was dropped off at school by his mom and when he stepped into his classroom the teacher was addressing the class, talking about the new kid that just came in… she asked us to be nice and [...]
I told you I’d be back. I went out last night to meet this guy, his girlfriend, a bunch of their friends (cool cats, all of them) and of course this lovely girl and we where joined by this guy with a friend later on and I got back home at 3AM so excuse me [...]
My mom always told me I shouldn’t ask for any favors until it was absolutely necessary; I think this has helped me become the hardass, egocentric, driven and devilishly charming fellow that I am (y’heard about that “egocentrical” part, right?). As such, I like to be around people that are in that same wavelength, but [...]
I was at Lum’s last night after picking the Bastardizer up and meeting up with Magnus for a beer. Lum’s I like; for those of you not in the know, Lum’s is a restaurant bar that’s quite literally split down the middle… to your left, a family restaurant and to your right, an American pub. [...]
I’m 1,000,000,000,000,000% x 17 serious about this: don’t laugh, man. Look, alright. I’ll start off like this… I’ve said time and time again how Panama is a socially retarded society, one which I love to death! Kind of like a cholo Rain Man, if you will. Now, I’ve seen my fare share of stuff when [...]
I find it amazing how shitty we can treat each other as fellow Panamanians but when a tourist comes around some natives might as well kiss their feet as they stroll down the street dressed up as if they were going on an Amazonian expedition. This makes them easier to spot, and many a time [...]
This is a topic I’m rather defensive about, so if I come off as a little unflinching then my apologies beforehand. Both last night and today I’ve been knee-deep in discussions regarding the intricate subject of how a person should and would
want to live their life, and the complications that arise when the decision comes [...]
As I’ve talked about before in previous entries, the Panamanian’s innability to mingle with those outside of his circle is something that’s made my country’s society socially retarded, but I’d like to expand on the concept a little more. It’s been bothering me a lot, in the sense that before I would just discard the [...]
If there’s one thing Panama knows how to do right, then it’s how to party. Any excuse is a good excuse, be it good or bad; I’ve gotten smashed out of my brain for stuff as mundane as getting up in the morning and being alive, getting a new dog, NOT getting a new dog, [...]
It has come to my attention that, as much as I’d like to discredit and discard the notion… most girls here worth giving a second look (or third or 27th) are under-aged. This puts me in a rather weird place; I’m not old (22, reckless and swinging, bitches) but to think that the girl whose [...]