Believe me when I tell you I can write an encyclopedia on the subject of “chasing pussy” not because I’ve done a lot of it, but because I like to study people. It’s somewhat of a way to entertain my mind with instead of just turning it off when need be. Since I live in a Latin American country [...]
You’re a tourist in a foreign country, have a couple hundred bucks in your pocket and you’re feeling lonely. What do you do? One of the benefits tourism services don’t tell you when planning your trip to Panama is that underneath the glossy sheen of blooming commerce, beautiful beaches and outstanding vacationing experiences lies a [...]
My buddy Matt and the fine folks over at ThePanamaReport.com hit me up so that I would write an article for them regarding sex in Panama, in light of the popularity of the Push Buttons article I have floating around here so, since I hate to disappoint, I crafted an article on the subject with [...]
Hey, it’s Marco’s birthday so make sure to drop by his chunk of the internet and say hello; to honor the kid in the day of his birth I’ve decided to post another one of our crazy talks because I’ve been getting emails and I find them hilarious. This was earlier today, so they’re funky-fresh [...]
Note: On Sunday I woke up and stood up. Standing in the middle of the bedroom I looked to my right and the dog was sitting, looking up at me… next to him, a large dark stain on the carpet. The stain smelled like piss. As I registered the occurrence, I sneezed and I felt [...]
I have a friend who’s boss is one of these Euro guys who has crossed the pond over to our side of the globe in order to save a few bucks and make a business here that will make him some real cash due to things like inflation, resource costs and the fact that things [...]
It has come to my attention that, as much as I’d like to discredit and discard the notion… most girls here worth giving a second look (or third or 27th) are under-aged. This puts me in a rather weird place; I’m not old (22, reckless and swinging, bitches) but to think that the girl whose [...]
There’s a “neighborhood” (there aren’t really any neighborhoods as there are districts, but there’s not really much of that either; our zone planification, as you may or may not know, was done by monkeys after a night of drinking red wine and smoking peyote) called “El Cangrejo,” which is the area where the most culturally [...]
So ladies, you’re lying on the bed, couch, floor or wherever with your husband/boyfriend/fuck buddy/friend. It’s nice and cozy, you’re feeding off of each other’s heat or whatever when suddenly, as a product of one of those brain farts the mind always conjures when it’s drained and tired from all of the sex, you start [...]
In light of the Push Buttons article I posted today, I remembered what happened to me one night that pretty much set the tone for most of 2006 and it’s the kind of situation that I can laugh about today but felt like hell as it was happening… ironically, it has nothing to do with [...]
Wow, that sounds dirty… the “love motel.” These establishments have been in Panama for as far back as the 60’s, primarily for american soldiers who wanted a place to take their catch of the night without having to go to their barracks. Nowadays they’re some of the most lucrative businesses in Panama, yet they have [...]
Camped out at Santa Clara last weekend, and it was great. It had been a while since I met up with the beach and even though she was angry at first, she got over it and was ultimately happy to see me. Sunday was great, there was great sun when it counted and the crowd [...]
I went last night to watch “X-Men: The Last Stand” (great movie, by the way. Action-packed to ridiculous levels, at least as far as the first 2 are concerned. The use of the Phoenix character is wasted, but effective given the parameters or the world set up and the production has balls even if its [...]
Wanna talk about culture shock? Let’s talk about culture shock. Even though I’ve lived in Panama practically all my life there are still things that manage to blow my mind… case in point, the people. I don’t know what it is that possesses them to do the things they do, but yet there they are, [...]
The other night I was talking to a good girlfriend of mine who’s niche is to piss me off with her attitude and this time around she kept asking me about my, umm… “extra-curricular activity.” She’s the type who takes my cell phone away from me and checks both my dialed and missed calls, as [...]