I’ve been trying to index all of the Porto Diao sites up on search engines and the like all morning as I heard about what’s going on in Germany, and I’ve come to realize I haven’t talked much about my job here. Since I don’t have much time to go into any specifics right now (I will further down the line though, I promise) I’m gonna go ahead and give you a taste of just what in the hell it is I write for this Internet company I work for. This place’s reach on the XXX industry is huge; I’ve learned here how their business model is pretty much the same one the media moguls have been practicing for at least the past 10 or so years, which is to create the competition themselves. AllSiteAccess, XXXRealityPass and 2 or 3 others are owned by the same people. In the end, you don’t have much choice; whether you choose one or the other doesn’t matter because in the end your money falls in the same pockets. And they’re all over the place… if you visit 10 porn sites, then probably half of those are owned by the same company even though they look like they have nothing in common. The business practices here are also questionable at best; just because we were a third world country (I don’t think we are anymore, personally. We’re a socially-retarded third world country, a.k.a a “second world country”) doesn’t mean we can be treated like crap, not buy neither the licenses nor the programs themselves that we use to work with and fire people just because the boss felt like shit when he woke up any given morning. But, aside from my complaints about the place, I can say I have access to porn pretty much whenever I want, and it’s opened my mind to a whole new world where not much surprises me any more… also, the Japanese are the craziest people on the planet. Marley love them, but they’re crazy as hell:

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Sadly most of my saved content is over on my storage and I can’t access it at the moment, so you’re stuck with some paragraphs I’ve written to put in TGP’s (Thumbnail Gallery Posts) for sites like The Hot 5, Sublime Directory and the like, TGP farms where you can get your fix, quick. These are all celebrites, and personally I haven’t seen these TGP’s while surfing the web for porn (my guess is that they’re blocked out, but I haven’t bothered looking) and some of these sites have names like Celeb Sizzle, Celeb Heat, Redhead Celebs, Paparazzi Filth, Kung Foo Bitches, Nasty Channels and many others. Now, I leave you with I have to say about…

Alyssa Milano

One of the “Charmed” ones is not only a sexy witch… She’s a sexy BITCH! This hottie has done whatever she wants since we’ve known her, and doesn’t let tabloids or gossip slow her down in her path of cock adoration… check her out now as she fucks like only SHE can, twirling those hips like a helicopter! You won’t believe the stamina she gets upon seeing COCK!

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie, one of the sexiest women alive is hot no matter what. She could be killing a baby elephant and drinking it’s blood while fucking the corpse of Elvis and you’d still beat it in front of her. Now that she’s pregnant and ready to pop, though, she’s had to take a break from all of the on-screen fucking she loves to do, like right here with Antonio Banderas. Trying out the Spanish sausage, we see…

Britney Spears

Britney Spears really IS “toxic” now! She used to be hot as hell not but 2 years ago… now look at her. The only living thing that would find her remotedly attractive is Shamu. Don’t you love the good ol’ days when she was in schoolgirl outfits asking you to hit her one more time? Ahh, the memories. Good times, those. Re-live them now with this awesome pictorial!

Heather Graham

Heather Graham is Killing us Softly! That’s right… she’s shagadellic, baby! This sexy babe has been out of the spotlight for many years now, popping up occasionally for a paycheck. Girl’s gotta eat, right? Yeah. So, what’s this girl been doing all this time? Well, looking at these pictures it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself busy. Fucking guys in apartments is a great hobby… specially for us. Ever thought you’d never see this girl’s tits again? You were wrong. So very wrong.

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is married now. Yes, it’s true. Sad, sad, sad. Even though she’s now hitched, though, it seems that her hotness factor hasn’t fizzled out. In fact, we believe the impossible has happened; marriage has made her even HOTTER now! Seriously… look at these pictures. Can you really say with a straight face that you wouldn’t tap that ass?

Lita WWE

Wrestling fans, rejoice! One of your tentpoles of female perfection is now naked in all her glory! That’s right: the famous WWE brawler “Lita” has posed naked for you and yours to enjoy her sexy curves and big, round titties. Imagine what it’d be like to jump in the sack with her. Mmm-hmm, it’s gonna be a Wrestlemania for sure! Pin this girl down now!

Demi Moore

Demi Moore might be somewhat old, but she’s fitting into her MILF shoes pretty well. Think about it; she’s been oozing sexuality our of movie screens ever since she debuted, and for her to still be able to attain that magic is remarkable. I mean, for the love of Marley… look at her! She’s hot as hell, and the way she looks at you with those eyes is simply unrresistable!

Patricia Arquette

She might be fat and lanky now with “Medium,” but Patricia Arquette used to be hot as hell. And her libido was charted in outer space levels… seriously, you can’t see it now because she’s all serious and shit but a few years back she could fuck like a tornado! If you don’t believe us, please check out the pictures… this girl, you can tell she’s got a screw loose!

Halle Berry

The first black woman to win a best actress oscar, and she won it by getting fucked doggy style by an old, skinny white guy in front of a camera. Well, if you’re determined you can do anything, I suppose. Lucky him, ‘cuz if there’s something we know about Halle Berry is that she likes to be treated rough, just like in the pictures. Are you man enough to take on this fighter muff?!

Beyonce

Beyonce is crazy in love! Even though her low-key relationship with Rap legend Jay-Z doesn’t make the tabloids doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re the most conventional people on Earth. You KNOW that if you had a piece of ass like her you’d drill her pussy in the weirdest, wildest ways known to man!!! Watch this sexy Destiny’s Child as she shows you her awesome curves!

Ashley Judd

This babe is WILD! You can tell she’s tough as nails, and her “Don’t Give a Fuck” attitude shows whenever she fucks in front of the camera! This sexy actress is unbelievable, a natural beauty that does whoever she wants, whenever she wants! Check out this sexy girl’s naked curves as she fucks without control in some of Hollywood’s rauchiest movies!

J-Lo

Have you forgotten about Jennifer Lopez and her massive ass? Talk about having “junk in the trunk…” this Hollywood starlet at one point dominated the movie, music and producing fronts… married three times, and it doesn’t stop her from being one of the horniest bitches on the planet! Drool over her big, round ass right here!

Tara Reid

Tara Reid used to be cute. Yes, she did. That crack whore voice would make any guy drop his pants in a hearbeat… but now she’s taken a bizarre turn to “hot dumb blonde” and we believe it has something to do with her MASSIVE BREASTS! This bitch is now swirling the globe partying and getting hammered, sucking dick like it’s nobody’s business! Check her out now!!!

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson, the original Baywatch babe has become one of the most jacked-off-to women in the history of the, umm… sport. Seriously, there is no man ever in the history of the universe who hasn’t jerked off to her ever since she first appeared on “Tool Time.” I mean, look at those MASSIVE BREASTS! She’s one of the hottest babes ever to grace Hollywood, and now you can enjoy these UNCENSORED pics!

Elizabeth Hurley

Do you fancy an English muffin? God, this woman is so hot… from the sexy accent to the lean, mean body with a tight ass and greats breasts Elizabeth Hurley has taken herself off the celebrity map for a while now, sucking and fucking her way around the globe! We wish we could see more of her in film, but in the meantime we’ll have to settle for her HOT BODY right here!

Heather Christensen

Heather Christensen was voted in 2001 as the world’s sexiest lingerie model according to Playboy… this girl is H-O-T! The sexy redhead is slim and her soft breasts would make a grown man beg for mercy! Check out the biggest gallery of Heather pics online with both her lingerie and naked pics RIGHT HERE!!! Hollywood’s hottest celebs and models are waiting for you…

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell’s got a temper! This sexy black model fires the help left and right, throwing stuff at them on a daily basis! Obviously, this should be enough to tell you that she must be a TOMCAT in the sack! Think about it, those black petite nipples could shave your week-old shave and her muff could very well twist your cock like a twig if you don’t command her ass!

Tyra Banks

Busting out to the scene the best way any model could: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, Tyra Banks has cemented herself as not only a certified supermodel, but a HOT ONE to boot! %100 natural and sexy, this ebony beauty turns heads on a daily basis, even now when she’s turned into a bonafide businesswoman! Check out this girl and her beautiful breasts NOW!

Christina Milan

Christina Milan is an up-and-coming recording artist, cute as a button and with a voice that stops people on their tracks. Recently seen in “Be Cool,” this sexy ebony artist brings her A-game whenever she performs, and the hottest of the hot in the R&B industry agree that Christina Milan is THE next hot babe in the R&B world!

MYA

One of the original babes who sang the famous “Lady Marmalade” remix featuring Missy Elliot, Pink and Christina Aguilera for the movie “Moulin Rouge,”Mya is one of the strongest voices in the R&B game with one of the biggest, roundest, most delicious asses in the whole recording industry! Watch her now as she struts her stuff all over your ass!

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox, whenever she’s not slicing hot blondes in “Kill Bill” she’s posing as one of America’s sexiest swimsuit models, with that fair ebony skin and luscious curves that would stop any man on his tracks! Watch this babe as she poses just for you in these exclusive pics taken just to get you off and make you explode in unrelenting sexual power!

Diane Lane

We hope you like MILFS! This babe has been around for a long time, and if what you like is serious girls who love it nice and rough, you’ve come to the right place. Diane Lane has one of those bodies you can’t deny wanting to fuck, and she’s willing to strip naked so you can see her in all of her awesome glory!!! Check her out now as she makes out and fucks unlike anything you’ve seen before!

Sable WWE

Behold, the original WWE Diva! Sable was busting skulls in rings long before the girls that are now wrestling in the world-famous WWE, and now you can see her hardbody looks NAKED and spread out for you to beat off to! Watch as Sable shows you the time of your life, nut-busting style! These awesome, EXCLUSIVE PICS are ones which you won’t find anywhere else, so JOIN NOW and cum inside for some HOT NAKED WRESTLING!

Jessica Alba

Once a Dark Angel, passing thru black and white strip bars in “Sin City” and now coasting “Into the Blue,” Jessica Alba has one of the most amazing bodies in all of showbiz! Those delicious curves have graced the silver screen many times, making men melt down on their tracks with her natural beauty and charming personality, making her impossible to resist! Look at her seXXXy pics as she hangs out on the beach and is simply NATURALLY HOT!

Heidi Klum

One of the original supermodels as well as one of the hottest people alive, Heidi Klum has lived it all and even though she recently had a baby she’s still THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Her 100% natural body is simply to die for, delicious curves that would make any living thing get punch-drunk in love over her! Seal is one lucky man, being able to crawl into bed with this sexy, truly beautiful woman! Judge for yourself as you check out these AWESOME PICS!

Anna Nicole Smith

This girl has truly been in a rollercoaster of hotness. A former Playmate (of the year, no less), Anna Nicole Smith passed from being hot to gross, to cute and then back to hotness once more, with those deliciously large breasts of hers doing the talking for her! They seem to have grown up a few sizes since you last saw them NAKED like in these pics, so it’s like discovering a new Anna Nicole so you can jack off to NOW!

Monica Bellucci

Every time Monica Bellucci shows up on screen it’s a cause for celebration! Her delicious body is unparalleled, and this sexy, smokin’ HOT European beauty LOVES to fuck on top of it all! Watch her here, naked anf having steamy sex for the cameras! Her luscious lips and round, tender breasts are enough to send any man up through the roof! Check out these and many more pics of this sexy beauty right here, RIGHT NOW!!!

Victoria Silvstedt

One of the most famous Playboy bunnies of all time, Victoria Silvstedt is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous! Her delicious body has graced the covers of the world’s finest magazines, and her naked curves have made Playboy one of the world’s most read publications! But you and I know you don’t buy Playboy just to read the articles… check out these HOT pics now and enjoy yourself with one of the world’s HOTTEST WOMEN!

Sienna Miller

Word on the street says that Sienna Miller is crazy. Appearing on the critically-acclaimed “Layer Cake” and then moving up to big megaproductions suck as “Casanova” and the like, Sienna’s on-again, off-again romance with Jude Law has been the bread and butter for tabloids for a long time already, and she doesn’t seem to fancy that too much. That doesn’t mean she’s stopped being hot! Check out these hot celebrity pics of Sienna Miller fucking on screen!!!

Jessica Simpson

This sexy pop star hit the big time when she and her ex-husband Nick starred in the reality show “Newlyweds,” making her a hot doofus you’d love to fuck! Now this babe is single and buck wild as she parties hearty and fucks rocks stars galore… check out Jessica in her skimpy bikini and strutting her stuff in those sexy Daisy Dukes with our HOT celebrity pics!

If there was a phrase I’d coin then it’d be “laying the cock punsihment.” That and “cock n’ load.” I’m particularly proud of those because, just like the word “jackass,” there’s a ver knee-jerk reaction to the word “cock” that kinda throws people off guard. It’s also funny as hell. So, kids, the next time you’re surfing the web looking for porn (I bet you’re doing so right now, you horndog) please remember that when the text on the site tells you something along the lines of “Are you ready to lay the cock punishment on these wet muff bitches?!” it was me who came up with it. Enjoy your porn… cock n’ load, bitches.

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