Whizper talks “Snakes on a Plane” Posted on August 26th
I wanna watch the movie again, smashed and with a bigger crowd of friends. If you see today’s entry on the subject you’ll get a better idea as to why I love the concept and its absurdity as well as what tactics to use in order to enjoy the flick, because what I see is happening is that people are going in thinking this is a straight thriller and it’s anything but… for crying out loud, it’s Samuel L. Jackson fighting snakes… on a plane!!! This thing has “80’s thrill ride” written all over it! Amazing. The three of us who went had a blast with the flick, and Smoth and I will be talking about the flick in the Smoth Loves Movies podcast that we should’ve recorded last night but didn’t because we went to a bar after the movie like irresponsible assholes. It was a great night.
I walk into work today and I’m in high spirits, man. The movie last night was awesome. Sit down at my desk and log on to all the places I log on to so I can get on with my day when Whizper send me a message via Google Talk. As it turns out, the pretty lady went with Mopx last night to catch “Snakes on a Plane” and she was none too pleased with the cinematic equivalent of cow-tipping:
Whizper: man
me vale vrg que digan
pero snakes en el puto PLANE
no me fuckin GUSTO
ps. buenos dias
Sent at 8:22 AM on Saturday
me: jajajaj man yo la tripie tanto
kgao de la risa toda la pelicula, pase un buen rato
Whizper: xuxa, yo me rei por que no ppodia creer tanta porkeria
Sent at 8:31 AM on Saturday
me: es q that was kind of the point hahaha
nunca pense q estaria buena
asi q hice mi parte, me enfuegue y fui a verla con amigos
nunca nos habiamos reido tanto
Whizper: man
cuando samuel lee empezo a gritar
yo dizke que paso
lo dejaron sion royal cheeseburger
Sent at 8:34 AM on Saturday
Whizper: man
en imdb tiene dizke 8 de 10
pero en rotten ta en 6.30 de 10
Sent at 8:36 AM on Saturday
me: en los user review de rotten esta disparado
pero es por eso! porq es una awevason de pelicula jajaja
man si el primer ataque de las serpientes fue a la teta de una man
Whizper: man
me: y despues le siguio la de la pinga al otro jajajajaja
Whizper: La pelicula es COMPLETAMENTE PREDECIBLE
COMPLETAMENTE
me: excelente
Whizper: man, que porkeria
yo fui con mopx
y yo dizke man, yo deberia matarte por traerme a ver estas porkerias de movies
ta peor que cine gallo
me: pero es q that was kinda the point!
nadie pensaba q estaria buena
mira fui pa extreme y hubo buen crowd, fui pa alla porq en ese cine solo van malcriados
pero ese es el crowd ideal pa ir a ver esa pelicula
como resultado se formo un relajo en la sala
hahah estuvo excelente
y tras q estaba buzzed
mejor aun
Whizper: man, yo fui a multicentro a las 10pm
no habia nadie en ese puto cine
ni los manes que limpiann
pero man
haaha ke porkeria de cinta
haahaha
me: ahhh creo q es por eso q no te gusto
estoy deacuerdo! hahah pero es excelente
Whizper: y yo dizke mañana mato a rob hahaha
me: it’s so bad it’s good
Whizper: yo te comprendo completamente…
100% crap
x otro lado es como yo y mi fetish de zoolander
nadie entiende por que yo la tripeo tanto
me: opino q dejes q pase un rato, q salga en dvd
Whizper: hahaaha
me: cuando salga (la comprare de seguro asi q te la presto) chotea a tus pasieros
enfueguense
Whizper: hahaha pa que?
me: o mejor aun, bateense
y veanla
q les va a parecer lo maximo
Sent at 8:43 AM on Saturday
Whizper: xuxa yo creo que ni asi.. aunke mis pasieros que fuman, no son mushos
pero bueno, es ke damn, se pasaron de estupidez
what’s the point
y a las finales
que sale la culebra de la nada
QUE GRAN PORKERIA
me: jajajajaj brillante
es q creo q pensabas q seria un thriller serio y vaina
y termino siendo algo totalmente diferente
Whizper: en verdad no sabia que iba a ver
me senti como iendo a pagar por cine gallo
me: man es q es eso
si te hubieras mentalizado la hubieras tripiao buc
o
Sent at 8:50 AM on Saturday
Whizper: lol tu dices
Sent at 8:56 AM on Saturday
me: ohhh si
Sent at 8:58 AM on Saturday
Whizper: vamos a creerte pues
Sent at 8:59 AM on Saturday
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Commented Jorge Yau (mopx) on August 26th, 2006.“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherf**kin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!”
I agree Samuel, I fuckin agree!
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